happy conception!

so we're at the colour revolt show, right? of course it's amazing. after it's over, we're talking about what to do. and as we're sitting around figuring things out [still at the bar], i say to andrew "we NEED to tell them about justice being made one year ago today." so andrew's a little hesitant, wondering if it would be an uncomfortable thing for them to hear, but i insisted that it was an excellent idea. so two of the guys [len and jess = drummer and lead vocals] were sitting at the bar with their backs to us. i walked up to them and put my arm around both of their shoulders saying, "sooo do you guys want to hear a funny story?" of course they say yes. so i say "wellllllllllll, do you remember playing a show in orlando EXACTLY one year ago?"
len says "yeah at the social, right? ooh let me guess...you were there!?"
"yeah! but that's not the funny part!"
so len and jess begin going back and forth guessing the most random shit...
[[meanwhile, andrew has walked up and is now standing with us, so andrew and i are standing there laughing our arses off as they guess]]
guesses include [but are not limited to]: "ummm you guys made out at that show?"
"noooooo guess again"
"ok ummm you both lost your virginity that night"
"nooo but you're getting closer!"
"hmmm you both had sex with the SAME person at different times throughout the night AT the show"
"hahahahahahahahha nooooooooooooo"
"ok tell us!!"
so i said, "welllll, on that night exactly one year ago today, we conceived our baby!"
LET ME TELL YOU. THEY WENT NUTS! they start jumping and fist pumping and celebrating. they're all, "WE DID IT!!!!!! WE'RE FATHERSSS!!!! WE HAVE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!SDLFWEORUWOEJFKLSIFJKLTIWHE"
so they start running around the bar telling EVERYONE and pointing us out.
people are cheering.
andrew and i are dancing around all giddy because of the excitement. so then they come back to us and they say "whatever you want! you will NEVER pay for another one of our shows as long as you live!!!! justice comes too!!!! we'll give you three of everything! we're not even DRUNK!!!" baaaahahaha. i couldnt believe how excited they got. so THEN, they decided to sign one of their records for justice. so they ALL sign the record with things like "to our darling baby boy" and "justice! live forever!!!" and "justice my baby you are ours" and "may the silver bells of justice ring ever true" and "raise 'em high! bring the fury strength and joy, justice!" so yeah. now we have this f-ing tight ass record signed for justice by the members of the band that played on the night of his conception!

FULL CIRCLE! HAPPY CONCEPTION NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!